Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
And the night ended with some random dude pissing on a car in a vain attempt to find a proper bathroom. We, the drunk, salute you, sir!
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
What kind of true American would I be if I didn't just smoke weed in my bathrobe on my back porch in the middle of suburbia on 4/20? #stepmomoftheyear
If you think I'm not petty enough to drive to your house at 3 in the goddamn morning just to punch you, you underestimate me.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Randomize
