We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
There's no way I'm ready for marriage. I have too many pics of other guys' junk on my phone for an eternal commitment right now.
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
See I just want a dick that I don`t have to deal with or talk to unless it is inside me. Is that so much to ask for?
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