i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
he got mad becuase i made more noise when he gave me a back massage then i do when we actually have sex
Note to self, stop going out with self absorbed bisexuals
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Omg. The news was on TV while I was giving him a bj...when the weatherman said its a beautiful start to December, he groaned and said it sure is.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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