So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
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just had sex with a midget and didnt wrap it... were totally gonna have a tv show :)
lady crackhead wearing pjs and a santa hat brushed the snow off my car at 7am saying "free of charge" the whole time
Dude you can't like a status about me getting hit by a car
random memory from the wedding, the bartender show us how to open the windows of the hotel and pee out of them
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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