bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
I found a horn on the street but it's okay I disinfected it with vodka
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
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