Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
that's the first time I've heard "shenanigans" and "apocalypse" in the same sentence
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
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