Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
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