Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Two things. 1 - I want to apologize for my drunkeness last night. 2 - I want to pre-apologize for my anticipated drunkeness tonight.
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
He was trying to break into my apartment to get the coke he left last night, didn't engage parking break, so the van started rolling. yup, it's broken.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
I HATE BEING THIS HIGH FML IT'S LIKE I'M MAKING UP FOR ALL THE 4:20S I DIDNT DO ALL AT ONCE
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