So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I don't think the best pickup line was. Hey I have never made a girl orgasm before but I'm sure it will work on someone like you.
He sent me a snap chat of his naked torso with cookies over his nipples. Like.... that does not make me want you homeboy.
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
Uhh dog found a condom. FYI its on the table by couch please dispose of it. No reply Necessary
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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