summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I wish i was in the wii world.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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