can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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