honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
She asked me why I was wearing a Batman Suit. Have I ever needed a reason to wear a Batman Suit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
a cabby told me that vodka is the coors light of liquor, and then gave me his number
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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