I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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