so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
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Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
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Except if I'm having sex. In which case you're in the bed with us or out of the room. No halfsie participation.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
BTW, Julia referred to you as a power bottom. Are you available?
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
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