i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
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Two hours into move in day and the ambulance is here already.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
im just sayin im driving an hr to pick her up, just cause shes your gf doesnt mean i shouldnt be entitled to a bj
And I'm ok with his balls touching my ass
You should have seen her, she looked like a skinny Jabba The Hutt
That literally makes no sense
Exactly
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He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
You full on peed your pants then resurrected yourself like Jesus Christ...
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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