My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Sorry about bonging beers with your mom but in all fairness you were late...
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Giving the guy pizza was a good idea. Leaving him naked on the pool table makes you my hero
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
the amount of 23-year-old guys who have seen me naked is starting to get a little worrying
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I came so hard my ears popped.
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