The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
I've ID'd the nipple biter.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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