Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
does your mom think i'm crazy? i just realized i played both the gay dad and the ex-jew card tonight. i blame the wine
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
the only good thing about these hospital visits are the free pregnancy tests
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
I don't care what we do tonight, as long as it makes me forget that my boyfriend just told me he likes taking it up the ass from big guys dressed as construction workers
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
You were trust falling into bushes
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