I saw his package. It spoke to me.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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