she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
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When health care reform is passed, I'm throwing a kegger
You are the reason we need health care reform
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
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no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
He got punched in the face last night? By who? I’ll invite him to our formal. Seriously.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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