Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
When you awake you'll realize that your car is missing....just know that I had it and becuz of your car I hooked up with the hot bar tender that looks like that guy from bay-watch however I parked it in a loading zone and it was towed...that sex was TOTALLY worth it love you
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
You drunkenly hook up with 5 people in one night and suddenly everyone tries to party with you.
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
Randomize
