names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
How external is "for external use only"?
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Man. Apparently I blacked out between the 4th margarita and my air mattress. Asleep in my jeans at 10pm. Mom outdrank me again.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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