Sometimes I worry for your future but then I remember how big your boobs are.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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