Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
They're all gay and their wifi network is named HOMOS. I want to live with these people.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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