Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
I just found puke in my bra..
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
I currently don't understand fingers.
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