Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
you lied. pity sex is amazing.
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You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
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To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
that's the second time I've left that bar and slept with the person that's driven my car. thank god I don't take cabs..
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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