my penis says it needs to be in something. my phonebook says its you
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I know. I told you I'm a mess. She had weird nipples. I almost lost an eye to one.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I called plan parenthood at 407 am... Guess I was thinking ahead
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Randomize
