Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
The 9th floor RA wants to know why we stacked 21 cinder blocks in the shower, and I can't remember. Do you?
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I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
Dude that girl I hooked up with Tuesday is in lecture. I told her I was from the Dominican visiting my cousin and was leaving the next day. Hiding under my hood and hangover.
Every concussion has its silver lining
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they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
If you don't come home and fuck me soon I'm walking over there naked and dragging you home by your penis
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
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