He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
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After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
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how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I just figured out the time exactly by how many shots and beers that I've had since this morning. I either have a terrible problem, or a great solution.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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