Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
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Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Just stepped off the plane in St. Louis. I'm breaking out in hives, I'm allergic to Midwesterners. Can't WAIT to get the fuck out of here.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
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How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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