so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
He said "what's the haps". I don't know what the haps are but there goes his chances
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You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
in my defense i said 'lock up your wives' before going out.
Please put me in a whole with no windows and never let me out.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
is that a dick in a sweater?
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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