you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
i woke up this morning to a slap on the ass and jake saying "you should let me put it in your ass now" i need out of this relationship.
for sure. did you let him do it?
thats not the point.
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
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They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
I'm alone drinking at the bar and the titanic theme song is on. This won't end well.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
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I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
You were outside cuddling a rock singing Bohemian Rhapsody.
The little girl I'm babysitting is having a tea party, the water and chips she's passing out are doing wonders for my hangover.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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