She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
Hot guy next to me on the flight lives near my grandparents. There’s a 100% chance I end up drunk and naked in his hot tub
Happy Thanksgiving to me!!!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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