apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
wanna hang out tonight and remember it?
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
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She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
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Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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