yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
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How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
Saw a girl on a walk of shame bend down and look in a pizza box by a trash can to see if there was still a slice left. That's when you know
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30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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