is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
Omg. In the pub, there's a guy shouting at the olympic channel 'yeah! Kill that motherfucker!' we're watching figure skating.
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
sellin beer in gallon jugs is both the best and worst idea ever. Im only gonna have one beer...but its gonna be 128 ounces.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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