I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
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Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
I had a face to face conversation with her vagina, asking it not to make me look bad.
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
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bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I swear to God if you start calling your dick “my pegasus” we’re not friends anymore
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
Congrats, you are the first person our bartender ever met that actually needed wheeled out of a bar in a wheelchair. He said you were his hero.
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