I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
I had a pretty decent weekend -- aside from dropping the baby on her head. That.. That I feel bad about.
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Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
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All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
The night got interesting when the random guy next to us handed us a bottle of champagne and the rest of his ciroc bottle. When we asked why he did it, he proceeded to point at his friend who face planted the floor.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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