And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
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I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
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I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
He showed up at my house drunk with a pizza and said he wanted to lazily finger me while I watched supernatural. Who was I to say no?
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
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