No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
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alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
Maybe next year when I'm 30 I will be over puking at lunch on Fridays. Maybe
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Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
I'm still getting random messages from guys about my Halloween outfit. Electrical tape is coming back next year
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
Also we had sex while listening to fleetwood Mac on vinyl. Like the 70s called and told me to fuck off
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Just because my bed is easier to get to doesn't mean it's okay to fuck in.
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