At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
She seems less like a roommate, and more like a homeless person who snuck into your apartment.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
send nudes
from the living room?
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