Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
We're keeping you on a leash this Saint Patrick's Day
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
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