party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
really keith? you showed me your dick and your not gonna text me back
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
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