So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
My sex life reached a new low tonight: we stopped into this bar so I could pee and when I got out of the bathroom my parents had ordered a round for us and this traveling nurse they met and were trying to run game for me. Saddest part? She was actually going for it.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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