so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
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ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
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I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
No. Not going out tonight. No. It's Tuesday. Xanax and Full House Tuesday.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
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