I can't lisssten to Lou Holtzsss ssspeak anymore
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
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