he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Instead of a hangover my body just feels like shame
That is a hangover
I would prefer a headache
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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