Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
i have a food baby... i think its a boy...
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they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
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we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
You took photos of my underwear around London the day after! THAT was too soon.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
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