Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
Can you put "designated driver" on a resume?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
He's freaking out just because my cat licked his balls while he was fucking me
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I'm tryin a pb and onion sandwich now
Please smoke with me until I agree that sounds like a good idea
You dropped a beer and it was like when wilson floated away. Complete with sobbing apologies
Shit, no womder she didn't wanna fuck me
AMERICA LOVES YOU. RIDE THAT DICK LIKE PAUL REVERE RODE HIS HORSE SO MANY YEARS AGO
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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