I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
Yes, that was me on the jumbo tron. No, i don't know why i was hiding.
My afternoon will now be spent googling genital warts. I think my life is over.
Apparently riding the dog like its a small horse is frowned upon in this establishment
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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