Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
speaking of festive, i made out with a guy in a leaf pile last night. happy fall?
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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