OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I don't care. He smelled like a fucking chilli cookoff
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
We met up and made out in front of an empanada spot, if that's not romance then idk what is.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
