her vagina probably looks like a grenade went off in a deli
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
It'll be like the burning bush except without moses and with pubes.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
Randomize
