It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
I feel like a combination of david goes to the dentist and drunkest guy ever goes for more beer
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think im gonna bang this 35 year old at a kids birthday party in the bathroom at this house while the kids open the presents.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
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