just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
She had to get her inhaler in the middle of fucking...but she kept it in.
no where in the syllabus does it say "no alcoholic beverages allowed".
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
you taught an eight year old how to shotgun a half pint of chocolate milk, that's all i'm saying
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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