btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
Side Note: Everyone in my office is getting engaged and having baby showers. And I'm all like, fuck your joy, I just want more string cheese in my life.
If I could eat my chicken parm naked, it would be the closest I could ever be to God.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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