This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
I seriously want to say to him "Do you know how many blow jobs you could have gotten this summer?"
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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