Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
My biology professor just used the phrase "dick fairy" in a sentence. No, it didn't make more sense in context.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
Now I'm heckling that my belch is more exciting than their fireworks and I peed down the driveway.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
We almost got stabbed in the nuts last night. Don't worry, we're alright.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
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